Apparently, I have had the same hairstyle for 30 years.



Thanks, everybody, for the birthday spankings and for the parties people didn't know they were throwing me for my birthday (i.e. the debauchery of LCP, someone else's birthday party, Keri & Kwame's wedding, etcetera).

The real party? I don't know when or where or what it'll be, but I'm thinking we'll kick it off with a little Quizzy at Billy Ray's Neighborhood Dive Thursday night. If you're interested in joining us, let me know!